Good News . . . Mostly

Besides the US killing tons on terrorists as they flock to try and make it Vietnam 2, I have a decent joke here for this week's business:

Sad News in the Entertainment Community

It is with saddest heart that we must pass on the following
news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died
yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from the
repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried
in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Cap'n
Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with Flours. Aunt
Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described the
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was Kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man was considered
a roll model for millions. The Doughboy is survived by his
wife Play Dough, two children John and Jane Doe, plus they
had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father Pop Tart. The funeral was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.